I’m getting old you guys. This is a real, sad, conversation. Picture me, sitting on the floor, making Halloween treat bags for my coworkers, diligently filling little cello bags and curling ribbon. CURLING RIBBON. FOR COWORKERS.
Gwen: So, what are we going to do for Halloween?
H: Well, I mean, do you want to stick around the condo for trick or treaters?
Gwen: Honestly…I could totally stick around from 6-8 and do trick or treaters in the building and then go to a late dinner and movie.
Who am I?! Halloween is on a Saturday night! It’s prime party time. I even came up with a super cute costume idea! But um, it’s going to be raining. And stuff.
No matter what your plans are, I hope you have a fab Halloween! Enjoy my costumes from years past!

2008 - I have a thing for The Girls Next Door. And Playboy. I had a little gravestone with "RIP Holly & Hef" on the back. PS I hate the new girls!

2007 - H loves his House MD costume. I love Grease. Summer Lovin' had me a blast! 2006 - I LURVED those camo pants even when it wasn't Halloween!

2006 - I LURVED those camo pants. They weren't just a costume!

2005 - Dirty Girl Scout from Troop #69 no less!

